Quote of the Day (2014-02-28)

Harry: [after he has run into his ex-wife] She looked weird didn't she? She looked really weird.

Sally: I don't know, I've never seen her before.

Harry: Trust me, she looked weird. Her legs looked heavy. Really, she must retaining water.

Sally: Harry.

Harry: Believe me, the woman saved everything.

Source: When Harry Met Sally

Quote of the Day (2014-02-27)

Homer: Kids, just because I don't care doesn't mean I'm not listening.

Source: The Simpsons

Quote of the Day (2014-02-26)

Tyler Durden: [pointing at an emergency instruction manual on a plane] You know why they put oxygen masks on planes?

Narrator: So you can breath.

Tyler Durden: Oxygen gets you high. In a catastrophic emergency, you're taking giant panicked breaths. Suddenly you become euphoric, docile. You accept your fate. It's all right here. Emergency water landing - 600 miles an hour. Blank faces, calm as Hindu cows.

Narrator: That's, um... That's an interesting theory.

Source: Fight Club

Quote of the Day (2014-02-25)

Harry Burns: Right now everything is great, everyone is happy, everyone is in love and that is wonderful. But you gotta know that sooner or later you're gonna be screaming at each other about who's gonna get this dish. This eight dollar dish will cost you a thousand dollars in phone calls to the legal firm of That's Mine, This Is Yours.

Source: When Harry Met Sally

Quote of the Day (2014-02-24)

I had my dream again, where I'm making love and the Olympic judges are watching. I've nailed the compulsories so this is it, the finals. I got a nine eight from the Canadian, a perfect ten from the ! American, and my mother disguised as a East German judge gave me a five six. Must've been the dismount.

Source: When Harry Met Sally

Quote of the Day (2014-02-23)

George: "I'd rather be dating the blind. You know, you could let the house go. You could let yourself go. A good looking blind woman doesn't even know you're not good enough for her."

Elaine: "I think she'd figure it out."

Source: Seinfeld

Quote of the Day (2014-02-22)

I'll have what she's having.

Source: When Harry Met Sally

Quote of the Day (2014-02-21)

Sam Baldwin: What is "tiramisu"?

Jay: You'll find out.

Sam Baldwin: Well, what is it?

Jay: You'll see!

Sam Baldwin: Some woman is gonna want me to do it to her and I'm not gonna know what it is!

Source: Sleepless in Seattle

Quote of the Day (2014-02-20)

Jim Hacker: "Well, of course we do what we can. There are many calls on the public purse: inner cities, schools, hospitals, kidney machines..."

Actress one: "...tanks..."

Actress two: "...rockets..."

Actress three: "...H-bombs..."

Jim Hacker: "Well, we can't really defend ourselves against the Russians with a performance of Henry V."

Source: Yes, Prime Minister

Quote of the Day (2014-02-19)

As the horrendous Black Beast lunged forward, escape for Arthur and his knights seemed hopeless. When, suddenly, the animator suffered a fatal heart attack. [ulk] The cartoon peril was no more. The Quest for Holy Grail could continue.

Source: Holy Grail

Quote of the Day (2014-02-18)

Margaret Lord: Are you one of the musicians?

Macaulay Connor: No!

Margaret Lord: Oh of course, you're Junius's friend. Only you're not. Do you have any violin strings?

Macaulay Connor: [digs in his pocket] I have an aspirin. Will that work?

Margaret Lord: I don't think so! It's for a violin. Oh well, no matter!

Source: The Philadelphia Story

Quote of the Day (2014-02-17)

Evelle: I got me some baby grub, baby wipes, diapers, them disposable kind. I also got a package of balloons.

Gale: They blow up into funny shapes and all?

Evelle: No, just circular.

Source: Raising Arizona

Quote of the Day (2014-02-16)

"I love that bathroom. It's got that high-high toilet. I feel like a gargoyle perched on the ledge of a building."

Source: Seinfeld

Quote of the Day (2014-02-15)

Juno MacGuff: I'm pregnant.

Paulie Bleeker: What should we do?

Juno MacGuff: Well, I should just... I was thinking I'd just nip it in the bud before it gets worse. Because they were talking about in health class how pregnancy... It can often lead to an infant.

Paulie Bleeker: Typically, yeah... Yeah that's what happens when our mothers and teachers get pregnant.

Source: Juno

Quote of the Day (2014-02-14)

Reverend Lovejoy: This so-called new religion is nothing but a pack of weird rituals and chants, designed to take away the money of fools. Now let's say the Lord's Prayer 40 times, but first, let's pass the collection plate.

Source: The Simpsons

Quote of the Day (2014-02-13)

LAUNCELOT Brave, brave Concorde! You shall not have died in vain!

CONCORDE: Uh, I'm-I'm not quite dead, sir.

LAUNCELOT: Well, you shall not have been mortally wounded in vain!

CONCORDE: Uh, I-I think uh, I could pull through, sir.

LAUNCELOT: Oh, I see.

Source: Holy Grail

Quote of the Day (2014-02-12)

Well you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!

Source: Holy Grail

Quote of the Day (2014-02-11)

Ian Faith: The Boston gig has been cancelled...

David St. Hubbins: What?

Ian Faith: Yeah. I wouldn't worry about it though, it's not a big college town.

Source: This is Spinal Tap

Quote of the Day (2014-02-10)

Joey Naylor (to his father): Please don't ruin my childhood.

Source: Thank You For Smoking

Quote of the Day (2014-02-09)

It IS the bunny rabbit.

Source: Holy Grail

Quote of the Day (2014-02-08)

"Amazing! I drive them to lesbianism, and he brings 'em back!"

Source: Seinfeld

Quote of the Day (2014-02-07)

Frankie: It's been seven years since I got my last driver's license picture taken. Look at this one, compared to my old

one. What happened to me?

Mike: (laughing) Well, back then you were all young and shiny, wondering what your life was gonna be and now, well...now

you know.

Source: The Middle

Quote of the Day (2014-02-06)

Larry Lipton: There is nothing wrong with you a little Prozac and a polo mallet can't cure.

Source: Manhattan Murder Mystery

Quote of the Day (2014-02-05)

Wanda: To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people. I've known sheep who could outwit you. I've worn dresses with higher IQs, but you think you're an intellectual, don't you, ape?

Otto: Apes don't read philosophy.

Wanda: Yes they do, Otto, they just don't understand it.

Source: A Fish Called Wanda

Quote of the Day (2014-02-04)

Rainer Wolfcastle: [singing] Mein bratwurst has a first name, it's F-R-I-T-Z / Mein bratwurst has a second name, it's S-C-H-N-A-C-K-E-N-P-F-E-F-F-E-R-H-A-U-S-E-N.

Source: The Simpsons

Quote of the Day (2014-02-03)

Stop marching. You're dancing, not invading Poland.

Source: Modern Family

Quote of the Day (2014-02-02)

Diane: Oh no. The thing I feared most has happened.

Carla: What? Your Living Bra died of boredom?

Source: Cheers

Quote of the Day (2014-02-01)

GALAHAD: Now look, I can handle this lot single-handed!

DINGO: Yes! Let him handle us single-handed!

Source: Holy Grail